Posts Tagged ‘Jokes’
Hearing Aid
In: Jokes
14 Sep 2006Pedro: Hey man, I was finally able to buy a hearing aid! Now I can hear you loud and clear. Juan: O yeah! How much did you buy it for?Pedro: Oh just yesterday. (O yeah it really works!)
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Husband: If I don’t survive the operation tomorrow, please take care of our children. I love you… Wife: Will you stop it! No one has ever died of circumcision yet!
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Sunday Morning Sex
In: Jokes
8 Sep 2006Hearing church bells ringing will never be the same again… Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making [...]
Dan Torres from Bicol, TNT sa America… Grocery Cashier: Visa or Master?Dan: (kinabahan) Hanap Visa ko!(Nagmadali sumakay sa kotse, but he needs gas)Gasoline Boy: Pay first..Dan (nerbyos na nerbyos) Patay! Papers daw… (runs to the booth to call home)Operator: AT&T, can I help you?Dan: (namutla): Alam na TNT ako!!(Labas sya ng booth)Kano: Are you done?Dan(pawisan): [...]
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Eavesdropping
In: Jokes
6 Sep 2006A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following :"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! [...]
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