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We were in Villagio this evening and were trying to look for a parking space as it was crowded. We stopped on the side of a parking lane and waited for people to leave the car park. After about 5 minutes, a Qatari, around 50-60 years old, came and slowly walked towards our direction. We were hoping that his car was parked on our lane so we could get his space. As the Qatari was walking slowly and seems lost, Mavis was saying that he forgot were he parked his car. The Qatari walked past our car and went left, to the other lane across us. I was telling Mavs that he probably forgot what car he brought with him that’s why he can’t find his car. She agreed.
After 2 minutes, we saw him on the other lane to our right. He probably noticed that we were looking at him and waved his hand to signal for us to come over that side as he was leaving. I raced to the other side of the parking lot and waited for him to get his car out. I waved my hand as our cars came side by side to show my appreciation but he rolled out his window and was saying something so I did the same. He said "Don’t get confused like me", with a big smile on his face. Mavis and I smiled back
Pedro: Hey man, I was finally able to buy a hearing aid! Now I can hear you loud and clear. Juan: O yeah! How much did you buy it for?Pedro: Oh just yesterday. (O yeah it really works!)
Husband: If I don’t survive the operation tomorrow, please take care of our children. I love you… Wife: Will you stop it! No one has ever died of circumcision yet!
Hearing church bells ringing will never be the same again… Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making […]
Dan Torres from Bicol, TNT sa America… Grocery Cashier: Visa or Master?Dan: (kinabahan) Hanap Visa ko!(Nagmadali sumakay sa kotse, but he needs gas)Gasoline Boy: Pay first..Dan (nerbyos na nerbyos) Patay! Papers daw… (runs to the booth to call home)Operator: AT&T, can I help you?Dan: (namutla): Alam na TNT ako!!(Labas sya ng booth)Kano: Are you done?Dan(pawisan): […]